i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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