remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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