talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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