I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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