He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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