Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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