You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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