bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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