In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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