I'm eating all of the evidence.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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