I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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