What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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