i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nicole vs. Life
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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