I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have aggressive nipples.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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