And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.