Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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