So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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