Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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