capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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