Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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