WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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