If you die in college, do you die in real life?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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