Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
this will be a night to untag.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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