Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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