I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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