Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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