Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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