She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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