If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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