Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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