I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
everyone is single if you try hard enough
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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