dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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