She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Every concussion has its silver lining
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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