Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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