Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sorry about my life...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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