She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
