you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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