If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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