does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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