I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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