things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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