Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
3 2 1 whiskey
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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