Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
The uberlube is also flammable
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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