He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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