wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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