i just google imaged poop.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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