could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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