Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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