girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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