A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I haven't been this sober since birth.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
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We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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