quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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