If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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