He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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