real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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